Who is Scooter Scudieri?

You are more trouble than you're worth
You are more dangerous
Than I had thought
You are scatter brained and frail
You have completely lost your head
I see it rolling out the door

Speak now or forever hold your piece
I can't believe this catastrophe
Is this really what you want?
Is this really who you are?
Stick your muzzle in my face
Place your barrel to my heart
You son of a gun
You son of a bitch