Who is Scooter Scudieri?

Benny took me out all night dancing
Barbara lay me down to sleep
I woke up with Mary breathing heavy
Sailing the highest sea

Lucy Said Driving was a bad idea
And Cody said he must agree
If it wasn't for Daniel who sat me down
I don't know where I might be

All of my friends

Let me tell you 'bout love
It's the heaviest thing
But believe me droogies
I'd rather sing
Love, it's the heaviest thing
But it's hard to argue
With someone who looks so happy

Janie held my hand for the first week
And Opie was my shoulder to cry
We sat in the grass and I was a mess
Callin' everything a lie

Now I'm back with Jack
Talkin' junk
Trying to fill the crack
Let the Pope Call Peace for all these flakes
I'm running smack into my friends

All of my friends

Let me tell you 'bout love
It's the heaviest thing
But believe me droogies
I'd rather sing
Love, it's the heaviest thing
But it's hard to argue
With someone carrying an UZI
Love, it's the heaviest thing
I know what you want
Do you know what I need?
I need love, it's the heaviest thing

But it's hard to argue
With someone who looks so happy